Josh Crowe

Josh aka Morbid Beard is a strange man, often seen musing over Solid Snake's jawline. He is a self confessed super fan of Metal Gear Solid and Max Payne, and an apologist for Metallica's St. Anger album. He has a habit of liking things other people don't. In his spare time he daydreams about being a Sin City character, and owns a leather coat to appear more cool than he actually is. He's too short to pull it off. While others laugh at Nicholas Cage memes, he'll be spending his time watching Keanu Reeves movies and dreaming up an entire career path for Wyld Stallyns. If you wish to be excellent to him, he can be contacted via josh@darkinsight.net